Saturday, February 14, 2009

February Vacation Witticisms

1) If one seeks true love, open your wallet.


2) Religion thrives on our imagination.

3) The only way to gain attention is when one dies.

4) The easy way to gain friends is to hurt others.

5) The measure of intelligence is determined by the amount in one's bank account.

6) When one has lost something, its value is found.

7) We do not know anything; we only assume things.

8) The only fact of life is death.

9) The seed of evil is nourished by the soil of pride.

10) We work so hard now to not work at all later.

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